Name Decoder is an online quiz with just one question: what's your name? Their name generator will reveal your Sexy Name and create an avatar for your MySpace or other web page so you can share it with the world.
Here's mine:
Minx Offering Lustful Loving and Intense Embraces" picked by arsphidius 5 months ago

You know the old children’s game (excellent for long car trips) where you think of a name, place, and item for sale beginning with the same letter: “P my name is Paul, and I come from Poughkeepsie and I sell potatoes.” Turns out there may be more to it than we thought: People like their names so much that they unconsciously opt for things that begin with their initials. picked by dollyllama 10 months ago

And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat I said imagine that, huh, me working for you picked by 2manyusernames 6 months ago

Mobilesign.org is a video dictionary with over 5,000 British Sign Language signs. Produced by staff at the Centre for Deaf Studies, it is a mobile accessory to people who work with Deaf people, have Deaf customers or just want to learn to sign. picked by suebe 1 year ago

A woman insists her pet's name belongs on his tombstone even though others say the name is obscene and has no place in a cemetery.

Personally, I find the name to be quite endearing. picked by muppet 1 year ago

Ever meet a person who somehow fit their name, like a beach bunny named Sandy or an emcee named Mike? Cool, isn’t it? Well, here is a run down of notable guys named d**k who turned out to be the personification of their given name. Once hidden in the mists of time, we invite them to stand tall, proud...erect…knowing that their name has thrust them into the tight, wet hall of history. picked by leopoldogolba 7 months ago

In the village of St Hilary, a succession of trusting lorry drivers have followed their satnav down a narrow, bendy lane - only to find they are stuck. But there's help on the way - and not in the form of a tow truck. Instead, the authorities have put up a sign warning drivers not to believe everything their satellite navigation tells them. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

A father says he wasn't trying to shame his 14-year-old son when he made the boy wear a large sandwich-board sign saying, "I abused and sold drugs." picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

BEHOLD:.......I Will henceforth forever be known as BLOODTHIRSTY CYCLOPS..what a shame this thing only works once. and if you need more name gen's here you go! picked by nesbyniccolo 1 year ago

Lithuania is thinking about changing its name in English to boost its image to attract more investments and tourists. I vote for "L.Diddy". picked by mitzuzake 7 months ago

School bus driver/artist says name symbolizes help God gave him in tough times. The 57-year-old's first name was changed to "In God," while his last name was changed to "We Trust. picked by bevissimo 3 months ago

Tired and pissed off chimps, who learned how to turn the darned thing off. picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

All Michael Buday wanted to do was take the last name of his wife, Diana Bijon, when they married in the US.

But it took two years, a lawsuit alleging sex discrimination and a change in California law before he picked up his new drivers licence in the name of Michael Bijon on Monday. picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago

How can you look the dog in the eyes ever again? Every time you call his name, he wallows in shame. You've banished him to the lowest level of dog name hell - you've named your Lab "Blackey." picked by rbreaux 1 year ago

Swedish authorities say parents can now name their newborns "Budweiser" or "Metallica" if they so wish. picked by AutumnLotus 2 weeks ago

In other words, there would be no need for the warning, if the self-referential warning sign didn't exist. picked by ElHoopso 2 years ago

American Right to Life Action, an anti-abortion group, claims to have displayed the largest ever protest sign in history, towering over the Democratic National Convention in Denver at 530 feet tall and 666 feet wide. picked by dork 2 days ago

That's not my name! Never mind identity theft, now the government re-names you without your knowledge! Anchorage Daily News opinion columnist Heather Lende finds out the government says she's not who she thought she was. picked by metallichic55 1 year ago

Use this little app so you can create a color on the screen (or copy-paste CSS hex# color) and find out the name of the closest matching color. You can also select from the dropdown list of 1500+ colors and then play around. picked by misswinkle 12 months ago

Remember the story of Geno's cheesesteak shop and his sign instructing customers to speak english when ordering?

Despite claims that such a sign was racist and discriminatory, that it might offend someone's feelings, it was determined that a sign was within the bounds of free speech. Actually refusing to service a customer due to language would be a different story. picked by 2manyusernames 5 months ago