<feed version="0.3" xml:lang="en-us" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><generator>Plime/1</generator><title>Senior Citizen Bumper Stickers : ATOM 0.3</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/"/><tagline>Senior Citizen Bumper Stickers : ATOM 0.3</tagline><author><name>plime.com</name><email>plime@plime.com</email></author><copyright>2009, plime.com.</copyright><modified>2009-01-08T19:00:50+01:00</modified><entry><title><![CDATA[Senior Citizen Bumper Stickers]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/plime-com/l/70815/1/" /><id>70815</id><summary><![CDATA[Senior Citizen Bumper Stickers]]></summary><issued>2008-07-31T20:26:18+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-31T20:26:18+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[There are some societies that give their highest respect to their elders; their experience and wisdom elevates their importance. Us? We have bumper stickers like these.]]></content></entry><hr size='1' class='line' noshade/><div style='padding-top:20px;margin-bottom:-20px'><SCRIPT src="/ads/adsense.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT>
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<entry><title><![CDATA[Bumper stickers and you]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/world/l/15999/1/" /><id>15999</id><summary><![CDATA[Bumper stickers and you]]></summary><issued>2007-04-12T10:39:18+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-12T10:39:18+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Bumper stickers are a lot like tattoos. Not only have I never seen a cool one, but they say a lot about you.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure...]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/plime-com/l/37225/1/" /><id>37225</id><summary><![CDATA[I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure...]]></summary><issued>2007-10-03T14:39:09+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-03T14:39:09+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A great resource for witty, creative, 'pride', and otherwise humorous bumper stickers for your website, e-mail or forum sig.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Pranksters Trick Senior Citizen]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/weird/l/49/1/" /><id>49</id><summary><![CDATA[Pranksters Trick Senior Citizen]]></summary><issued>2006-08-30T11:21:28+01:00</issued><modified>2006-08-30T11:21:28+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Art Friedrick a senior citizen learns that you can't trust anyone. When he thought he was a lucky winner of Publishers Clearing House really turned out to be a hoax.<br/><br/>*** NOTE: Article has been archived and is no longer available.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[German Brothel offers senior citizen discount between 12 and 5 PM!]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/sex/l/13517/1/" /><id>13517</id><summary><![CDATA[German Brothel offers senior citizen discount between 12 and 5 PM!]]></summary><issued>2007-03-18T11:20:49+01:00</issued><modified>2007-03-18T11:20:49+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A normal sex session at &quot;Pascha&quot; in the western city of Cologne costs about $67 but senior citizens aged 66, or older, who come between noon and 5 p.m., qualify for the half-price special, the brothel says.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Nurse sues over ticket for anti-Bush bumper sticker]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/politics/l/3400/1/" /><id>3400</id><summary><![CDATA[Nurse sues over ticket for anti-Bush bumper sticker]]></summary><issued>2006-10-16T19:23:30+01:00</issued><modified>2006-10-16T19:23:30+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Denise Grier, 47, of Athens, Georgia, got a $100 ticket in March after a DeKalb County police officer spotted the bumper sticker, which read &quot;I'm Tired Of All The BUSH**.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[US cop finds huge marijuana haul in senior citizen's car]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/plime-com/l/51647/1/" /><id>51647</id><summary><![CDATA[US cop finds huge marijuana haul in senior citizen's car]]></summary><issued>2008-02-22T02:17:35+01:00</issued><modified>2008-02-22T02:17:35+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Social security fails the elderly once again.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Chilean town giving free Viagra to senior citizens]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/science/l/60231/1/" /><id>60231</id><summary><![CDATA[Chilean town giving free Viagra to senior citizens]]></summary><issued>2008-04-30T22:37:59+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-30T22:37:59+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A working class suburb of Chile's capital began handing out free Viagra to senior citizens on Wednesday.<br/><br/>Lo Prado Mayor Gonzalo Navarrete said he launched the program because &quot;an active sexuality improves the overall quality of life.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[13 Funniest Bumper Stickers ever ]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/plime-com/l/34954/1/" /><id>34954</id><summary><![CDATA[13 Funniest Bumper Stickers ever ]]></summary><issued>2007-09-07T16:37:17+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-07T16:37:17+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Pictures]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[NYT Tells Its Staff Bumper Stickers Are Forbidden.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/politics/l/69627/1/" /><id>69627</id><summary><![CDATA[NYT Tells Its Staff Bumper Stickers Are Forbidden.]]></summary><issued>2008-07-22T18:57:16+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-22T18:57:16+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[As are donating, campaigning, demonstrate, wear buttons, place signs in their yard. They also can not express political preference or affiliation in any <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.observer.com/2008/media/while-were-it-times-reporters-should-leave-out-facebook-preferences-too" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">website</a> or instant messages.<br/><br/><i>The Times</i> did generously give its employees the permission to vote however]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[U.S. senior citizen kills mugger with his bare hands]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/world/l/11444/1/" /><id>11444</id><summary><![CDATA[U.S. senior citizen kills mugger with his bare hands]]></summary><issued>2007-02-23T12:29:55+01:00</issued><modified>2007-02-23T12:29:55+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The American, who is about 70 years old and retired from the military, put the 20-year-old in a head lock and broke his clavicle after the suspect and two other men armed with a knife and gun held up their tour bus.<br/> Upon returning to the cruise ship he found he was easily able to have any deck chair he wanted.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man gets jail for lewd stickers aimed at ex]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/plime-com/l/16347/1/" /><id>16347</id><summary><![CDATA[Man gets jail for lewd stickers aimed at ex]]></summary><issued>2007-04-14T06:50:41+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-14T06:50:41+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A Byron man, who distributed sexually vulgar stickers featuring his ex-girlfriend's name, phone number and address, has been sentenced to four months in jail after pleading guilty to a felony harassment charge.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Gas station owner told to raise prices]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/plime-com/l/19564/1/" /><id>19564</id><summary><![CDATA[Gas station owner told to raise prices]]></summary><issued>2007-05-09T06:31:00+01:00</issued><modified>2007-05-09T06:31:00+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A service station that offered discounted gas to senior citizens and people supporting youth sports has been ordered by the state to raise its prices.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Senior Hip Hop Choir]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/entertainment/l/81726/1/" /><id>81726</id><summary><![CDATA[The Senior Hip Hop Choir]]></summary><issued>2008-11-12T19:59:33+01:00</issued><modified>2008-11-12T19:59:33+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Yo Dawg! I might be 61. but I can Spit like I'm 16. Seriously WTF!!!!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Stickers appraise mundane objects in Wisconsin town]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/plime-com/l/72717/1/" /><id>72717</id><summary><![CDATA[Stickers appraise mundane objects in Wisconsin town]]></summary><issued>2008-08-18T14:27:56+01:00</issued><modified>2008-08-18T14:27:56+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[No one seems to know where the mysterious stickers came from - colorful dots that appeared in this eastern Wisconsin town, apparently placing a value on the most mundane of public objects. An orange dot on a decorative light post is labeled &quot;Art Object, $10,000.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Cat survives 30 mile joy ride clinging to the bumper]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/world/l/77643/1/" /><id>77643</id><summary><![CDATA[Cat survives 30 mile joy ride clinging to the bumper]]></summary><issued>2008-09-25T14:47:01+01:00</issued><modified>2008-09-25T14:47:01+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[I've heard of hitching, but this takes it to another level. Cat has been nicknamed &quot;Bumper&quot;, of course.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Time to get rid of your bumper nuts]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/politics/l/11424/1/" /><id>11424</id><summary><![CDATA[Time to get rid of your bumper nuts]]></summary><issued>2007-02-23T09:15:49+01:00</issued><modified>2007-02-23T09:15:49+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Fake bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle decorations would be banned from Maryland roads under a bill pending in the state legislature.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[RAND study finds senior drivers less likely than youngest drivers to cause accidents]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/plime-com/l/28620/1/" /><id>28620</id><summary><![CDATA[RAND study finds senior drivers less likely than youngest drivers to cause accidents]]></summary><issued>2007-07-23T23:44:46+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-23T23:44:46+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[In 2001, people 65 and older accounted for about 15 percent of all licensed drivers but caused only about 7 percent of all accidents in the United States. By contrast, people ages 15 to 24 accounted for just 13 percent of all licensed drivers, but caused 43 percent of all accidents.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[A new anti-theft Bike/car device]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/plime-com/l/49305/1/" /><id>49305</id><summary><![CDATA[A new anti-theft Bike/car device]]></summary><issued>2008-02-03T13:38:55+01:00</issued><modified>2008-02-03T13:38:55+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Rust and scratch stickers are designed to make your beautiful bike/car look rusted and scratched so that passing thieves assume it's not worth stealing due to its apparent shabbyness.<br/>Not guaranteed to work in any way.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[13 Ads That Really Stick (PICS)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/plime-com/l/42277/1/" /><id>42277</id><summary><![CDATA[13 Ads That Really Stick (PICS)]]></summary><issued>2007-11-22T08:54:01+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-22T08:54:01+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Fun and creative ways ads use stickers to make an impression.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man, 24, weds 82-year-old bride]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://plime.com/weird/l/36900/1/" /><id>36900</id><summary><![CDATA[Man, 24, weds 82-year-old bride]]></summary><issued>2007-09-29T23:12:45+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-29T23:12:45+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A 24-year-old Argentine man has married a woman 58 years his senior. The groom, Reinaldo Waveqche, told reporters after the ceremony in Santa Fe, northern Argentina: &quot;I've always liked mature ladies.&quot;]]></content></entry></feed>