5,000 gallons of molasses spill on Texas highway
5,000 gallons of molasses spill on Texas highway
A sticky mess has been cleaned up after an overturned tanker truck poured 5,000 gallons of molasses onto a major Texas highway.

Now THAT is what I call a "sticky" situation picked by LeehBlanc 2 months ago
tags texas molasses spill highway
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 kakana
2 months ago
A molasses spill.. in Sugar Land, all we need now is dancing candy canes and gumdrop faeries.
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 LeehBlan...
2 months ago
« kakana : A molasses spill.. in Sugar Land, all we need now is dancing candy canes and gumdrop faeries.
I think that's my favorite part of the story... a molasses truck spilling in SUGAR LAND! Hahaha. Kind of like a septic tank truck spilling in New Jersey ;)
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 KERObero...
2 months ago
SWEET!
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 psycmoe
2 months ago
Yes, but did anyone drown? No?

How sad.
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 chappy
2 months ago
I bet that got traffic to a snails speed...
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 ieldanth
2 months ago
Probably did wonders for the local fly population too.

City of Sugar Land spokeswoman Pat Pollicoff told The Houston Chronicle the road was closed until midnight Thursday because of the coating of "healthy, all natural molasses."
Makes me want to go out and eat a road.
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 larknet
2 months ago
Sugar Land, home of graham cracker roads and chocolate trees.

... and now a molasses lake.
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 meggysue
2 months ago
« kakana : A molasses spill.. in Sugar Land, all we need now is dancing candy canes and gumdrop faeries.
No need to call in HazMat... dump some flour, leavening and a few thousand eggs on it, spread it around and have an enormous molasses cookie by the end of the day!
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 pocksuck...
2 months ago
I can't help it. The word makes me think of the back of a mole.

The smell of mole asses must have been nauseating.
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 kakana
2 months ago
« meggysue : No need to call in HazMat... dump some flour, leavening and a few thousand eggs on it, spread it around and have an enormous molasses cookie by the end of the day!
Uuuummm... Molasses cookies!
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 jonorrhe...
2 months ago
Don't they drive slow enough in the south?
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