I'm just loving life with my bride of seven years (although we've been together longer than that). I just wish it hadn't taken me 40 years to find her. Together we have 3 kids, 2 grandkids, and 2 cats.
Website tracks 'that time of the month' and sends advanced warning to those that need it Posted: 8 hours ago by tigertony
For guys that never see it coming, or for gals that want to give people in your life a heads-up without having an awkward conversation.
They've even set up partnerships with 1-800-Flowers and Godiva chocolates to help smooth over the rough spots.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 125 [+].
How well can you eyeball measurements? Posted: 20 hours ago by tigertony
I sometimes eyeball things rather than outright measure (when it's for the small, unimportant stuff). But I never really took a look at how accurate my eyeballing really was. How accurate is yours? (A great time waster)
Comments: 13 Score: [-] 530 [+].
Walmart accidentally sells three men an empty computer box... Posted: 23 hours ago by tigertony
...but it's OK, they used fake credit cards to make the purchase.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 474 [+].
Man loses eye at strip club Posted: 23 hours ago by tigertony
Three months after losing his other eye at the same club! (And not because it was cold in the club)
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 458 [+].
There's something not-quite-right about the new stamp honoring film great Bette Davis Posted: 2 days ago by tigertony
That's right, the PC police have done away with Bette's ubiquitous cigarette.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 518 [+].
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor complex puzzles stays these couriers... Posted: 3 days ago by tigertony
One woman decided to find out exactly what lengths the men and women of the Royal Mail were willing to go to to deliver the mail. To put them to the test she concealed the addresses of 130 letters to herself in a series of increasingly complex puzzles and ciphers.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 570 [+].
Grandpa sent to jail for not sodding his lawn Posted: 4 days ago by tigertony
It's not that he doesn't want to, he can't afford it. The 66 year old's mortgage payments just ballooned up $600 a month, his car was repossessed, and his daughter and two young granddaughters had moved in because of their own hard times. But, if he can somehow squeeze "resodding the lawn" onto the budget, the judge will spring him
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 277 [+].
Ever wonder why that street construction project is taking so long? Posted: 5 days ago by tigertony
If you live in Austin, Texas, it's because they dig the hole every morning, then fill it back in (AND asphalt over it) every night, day after day after day...
Cue Cool Hand Luke...
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 675 [+].
30 South Australian lesbians impregnated by same man Posted: 6 days ago by tigertony
The mothers then organised picnics with all the children, raising the fear they might socialise with their half-siblings, without realising they are related, creating a risk of incest.
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 341 [+].
How does a school bus driver make students behave Posted: 1 week ago by tigertony
If you're this bus driver, you stop on the railroad tracks and threaten to let that oncoming train hit them.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 521 [+].
MADD Accused of Shunning Drunk-Driving Victim Posted: 1 week ago by tigertony
Brain-damaged and paralyzed by a drunk driver, her husband has taken her to numerous Mothers Against Drunk Driving events in Idaho as an object lesson in the consequences of drinking and driving. Now they say the sight of her is too disturbing.
Uh, isn't that the point?
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 107 [+].
Woman was detained by Customs and Border Protection because of a crude SUV sketch Posted: 1 week ago by tigertony
They weren't concerned about what it was. They were worried about what she might do with it!
<== Yes, that's actually the sketch that caused all the excitement. Don't you feel safer now?
Comments: 8 Score: [-] 578 [+].
O.J. Simpson already had his aquittal party planned Posted: 1 week ago by tigertony
Always remember that the Karma Gods never sleep
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 89 [+].
Chuck Yeager once flew under a bridge in front of 10,000 witnesses - and got away with it! Posted: 1 week ago by tigertony
Yeager was supposed to do a fly-over at the 1948 Kanawha River boat racing championships. When he did a fly-UNDER instead, everyone knew they had to protect him.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 52 [+].
Chinese airline passengers forced to push broken jet off runway Posted: 3 weeks ago by tigertony
Said one of the pushers, "Thank God it was only a 20-ton medium-sized aeroplane".
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 390 [+].
Hemmingway's six-toed cats won't be evicted after all Posted: 3 weeks ago by tigertony
An agreement with the federal government lets the 50 or so cats continue roaming the grounds, ending a five-year battle.
The cats descend from a cat named "Snowball" given to the novelist in 1935 and freely wander the grounds of the Hemmingway home. All the cats carry the gene for six toes.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 295 [+].
Internet war games fanatic stabbed to death by a fellow player Posted: 3 weeks ago by tigertony
Police believe a rival gamer flew from Germany to the UK to kill Mathew Pyke following an online dispute.
All the more reason to keep the drama to a minimum, eh fellow Plimates.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 316 [+].
Jet wing flight over the English Channel a success! Posted: 3 weeks ago by tigertony
I would LOVE to do this, if I wasn't so financially challenged... or so chicken.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 78 [+].
Superhuman Swedish twins create havoc on UK motorway Posted: 3 weeks ago by tigertony
First one, then the other, managed to get struck by oncoming traffic, only to get back up and continue the fight.
Unbelieveable video here
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 534 [+].
Dutch cannabis smoker fined - for having tobacco mixed in his joint Posted: 3 weeks ago by tigertony
Zero tolerance is shown to tobacco smokers but pot's still OK.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 288 [+].
Toting gun at soccer costs mom her concealed-weapons permit Posted: 3 weeks ago by tigertony
Parents complained and got the permit revoked, so now she'll carry in plain sight. Be careful what you wish for.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 148 [+].
10 year old boy seriously injured while car surfing - with Mom at the wheel! Posted: 3 weeks ago by tigertony
She was also driving with a suspended license and had no insurance. There goes that Mother of the Year nomination.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 106 [+].
China launches third manned space mission Posted: 3 weeks ago by tigertony
In typical Chinese fashion, a news story describing a successful launch of the mission and including detailed dialogue between astronauts, launched hours before the rocket had even left the ground.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 121 [+].
A pin-up calendar is a great way to raise money for charity... Posted: 3 weeks ago by tigertony
...but 16 months of Naked Clowns, that's just scary.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 113 [+].
Supreme Court to decide on Georgia man's death sentence appeal - six days after he's dead Posted: 3 weeks ago by tigertony
Seven of the nine witnesses against him have recanted their testimony
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 241 [+].