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I was born in a taxi cab during a highly televised police chase. As the hijacked taxi came to a screeching halt, I was propelled from the womb with tremendous force. I flew through the windshield, clothed with nothing more than a trench coat and a pair of sunglasses. ".emag ym era seihpargiob lanoitcif ,eman ym si orfnerRwerdnA," I said in a sly voice, before I was caught in a baseball glove mid-flight by non other than Jackie Robinson himself. "Why make your first words a backwards cliche?" he asked me. ".onnud I, tffp," I said, ".ybab a tsuj m'I"
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