Mi S. Swinkle was born on a pirate ship to a cabin "boy" who was trying to get free passage to America. During her formative years, she was forced to balance checkbooks in less than organized conditions and thus developed the world famous Swinkle Technique for killing people who don't keep their finances in order. Today Mi S. Swinkle can usually be found writing or performing her unique brand of accountancy folk songs in calculator factories around the world.
Sad Guys on Trading Floors Posted: 2 days ago by MissWinkle
"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes." Too funny not to post.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 524 [+].
Toilet Lady's Boyfriend wins Lotto-2nd time This Year! Posted: 4 days ago by misswinkle
Remember the guy who left his girlfriend on the toilet for nearly two years? Well he is a very lucky man.
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Anti-Theft Lunch Bag Posted: 4 weeks ago by MissWinkle
Stealing your co-worker's lunch is a downright contemptible act, that is, if it's perpetrated by someone other than you. Well, lament no more. The Anti-Theft Lunch Bag to the rescue . . .
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 818 [+].
Eco Friendly Sex Toys: Why Your Pink Parts Should Go Green Posted: 4 weeks ago by MissWinkle
GREENPEACE, (yes, THE Greenpeace) issued a TOXIC SEX TOY WARNING... (I swear I can't make this stuff up. How hilarious and tragic is that at the same time?)
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Boue's Big Day Posted: 1 month ago by MissWinkle
A busy day in a dog’s life.
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Autumn and the Plot Against Me Posted: 1 month ago by MissWinkle
The mysterious origins of a Windows desktop image.
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There Goes My Hero: Golden Richards Won't Wake Up Posted: 2 months ago by MissWinkle
Joel Reese shares his harrowing tale of watching former Cowboys' fan favorite Golden Richards fall apart.
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What Happened to My Little Pony Posted: 2 months ago by MissWinkle
After artist, Spippo, got through with them, it's anybody's guess.
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Cakes that Look Like Steak Posted: 2 months ago by MissWinkle
Steak, it's what's for dessert.
And breakfast.
And lunch.
And maybe a snack the next day.
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Banana Face by William Lamson Posted: 2 months ago by MissWinkle
Be sure to check out the rest of this great artist's amazing conceptual videos!
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Yearbook Yourself Posted: 2 months ago by MissWinkle
Ever wonder what you'd look like in the past? Upload your photo and see yourself with classic hairdos and outfits through the decades.
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 650 [+].
Franz Kafka’s porn brought out of the closet Posted: 2 months ago by MissWinkle
"These are not naughty postcards from the beach. They are undoubtedly porn, pure and simple. Some of it is quite dark, with animals committing fellatio and girl-on-girl action... It's quite unpleasant."
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 649 [+].
Mark Powell Art Posted: 2 months ago by MissWinkle
Sculptures from beyond the gate. Be sure to check out his Flickr photostream.
If you're having problems with the main page, here is a working cache of it
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Spider vs. Bee... BBC vs. National Geographic Posted: 2 months ago by MissWinkle
Watching this film put The Ranger in mind of an interesting contrast that he has often noticed between natural history films intended for the US market, and those intended for the British.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 410 [+].
I Lost on Jeopardy Posted: 2 months ago by MissWinkle
Alex only emerged onto the set — from a hidden door behind part of the big board, which no doubt leads back to his Fortress of Alextude — as the famous opening theme music played. Then the action started.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 622 [+].
Senior Citizen Bumper Stickers Posted: 2 months ago by MissWinkle
There are some societies that give their highest respect to their elders; their experience and wisdom elevates their importance. Us? We have bumper stickers like these.
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Views of Jupiter Posted: 3 months ago by MissWinkle
Jupiter is in the news again, this time because its "Baby Red Spot" - a storm less than a year old - appears to have been swallowed up by the massive storm known as the Great Red Spot. This is good occasion to share some of the best photographs of Jupiter and its larger system of rings and moons, as seen by various probes and telescopes over the past 30 years.
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Last year I killed a man... Posted: 3 months ago by MissWinkle
As I hit the emergency brake, I was thinking, "Please, get out of the way. Now. Please let it be a prank."
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White Whine Posted: 3 months ago by MissWinkle
A new white person complaint every day of the week.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 506 [+].
Escaping the Amish - Part 1 Posted: 3 months ago by MissWinkle
For those of you who feel trapped because of a job or self-imposed obligations as an entrepreneur, this will put things in perspective.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 930 [+].
Medical Manikins Posted: 3 months ago by MissWinkle
Manikins (the alternate spelling, mannequin, is usually used for the store window variety) which are used for medical training are extremely interesting devices with accurate and working anatomical elements.
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Jazz Legend Charles Mingus' Cat Toilet Training Program Posted: 3 months ago by MissWinkle
Yes, this is for real.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 323 [+].
The Notes of Japanese Soldiers Posted: 3 months ago by MissWinkle
Manga diary of the Japanese WWII prisoner in the USSR. Interestingly, descriptions in languages other than English are a lot more detailed.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 298 [+].
Attack of the Giant Plucked Chicken! Posted: 3 months ago by MissWinkle
A strange, ten-foot rotisserie chicken made a number of unannounced public appearances recently. No, it's not a cheap Photoshop creation, it's called Attention Chicken and was made by Nicolas Lampert out of painted polystyrene foam. Cute, but that HOLE disturbs me.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 334 [+].
This Gangbang is So Awkward (nsfw) Posted: 3 months ago by MissWinkle
Well this was great. This was just great. A red letter day in my sad sexual history. And what am I supposed to do now? Do we all hang around for a while and talk about it? Where should I clean up? God this is awkward.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 487 [+].