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 VenomousVagina Murder Plot
VenomousVagina Murder Plot
A man is claiming that after an argument his wife tried to kill him by dousing her vagina with poison and asking him to service her. picked by 2manyusernames 6 months ago
tags brazil vagina poison
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 ozero
6 months ago
"...he smelt something fishy..."

mebbe it was just the lack of hygiene, i mean, you all know the old joke:

A blind man passes a fish market and says:
- Hey, ladies!

;)
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 drogue
6 months ago
A good example of working in as many negative female stereotypes/double entendres in less than 120 words.
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 Nicky666
6 months ago
I think it is a great story...but not humanly (nor femaley) possible..


edited to say that smelling fishy IS.. :D

(femaley possible I mean...OMG..I'm not worthy of being a female, am I?)
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 Nicky666
6 months ago
yup, double entry.....don't blame me for being a female
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 drogue
6 months ago
« Nicky666 : yup, double entry.....don't blame me for being a female
Way to reinforce, Nicky, way to reinforce ;)
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 Nicky666
6 months ago
« drogue : Way to reinforce, Nicky, way to reinforce ;)
Thanks!!...it's just the female thing to do! :P
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 Interest...
6 months ago
Just one slight problem, wouldn't she absorb the poison as well? Even if she put the poison on the outside, it would be pushed in...unless he wasn't very good...
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 claireha...
6 months ago
Why am I suddenly thinking of the film Teeth?
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 chilehea...
6 months ago
Completely bogus claim. She'd be affected several times more severely by any poison put down there than the intrepid Baldrick (I have a cunning plan...) she'd have intended to be the victim. The mucous membranes down there would have absorbed much of it right away.
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 trendrab...
5 months ago
would have been easier to poison his food i would think :P a little sprinkle of poison in his fish-head soup would have done him in
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