i'd eat it, s**t it out, eat it again for 2 mil.

Whats your biggest fault?

I don't have laser-beam eyes. FREEEM!

If you could be the supreme dictator of any country, which would it be?

The union of USA and Russia (RUSA).

What is the question you are too shy to ask here?

"If a woman has herpes and she has a baby does the baby have herpes too? or does it not work that way.. but I would never ask that here..

If a woman has herpes and she has a baby does the kid have herpes too?

Sometimes. VD is why they give newborns eyedrops, some of them lead to blindness in infants.

Who is the coolest person ever?

John Lennon


How can the weather change so fast?
rainy cold, sunny hot, rainy cold, sunny hot, all within hours sometimes.

B/C God has a stutter..


What's your favorite TV game show?

Press Your Luck was the best ever.

Big bucks, no Whammies, no Whammies, annnnnnnd... STOP!



Who would you hire to write your autobiography?

Donteatpoop - He writes very well.


Do you think I should have one written?

Maybe. :)

By definition, I'd hire myself...

Why don't more people know how to cook?!?

because microwaves were invented.. and bologna


Why does water freeze faster when it's hot?

It feels like it.




What as of yet unreleased movie are you most anticipating?

Transformers 2 - I loved the first one


What is your favorite thing to do on a rainy day?

depends - if it's a warm rainy day, I like to walk in the rain. If it's a cold rainy day, I like to make a fire and watch TV.




Have you ever been offered sex in exchange for something you made or owned? (Not just for money)

(nvrmnd.. deleted post)

Not that I recall at the moment, but I wouldn't be surprised if I have been.

What's your favorite quick and easy thing to make for dinner that involves actually cooking?

Spaghetti O's. I hope that counts as cooking. I add cheese and hot sauce to it so I guess it would.

If you could instantly be talented at one thing you aren't already talented at what would you pick?

Playing the guitar.




What was the last book you read for pleasure?

Peaceable Kingdom by Jack Ketchum

When did you first feel like an adult (or hasn't that happened yet)?

Funny you should ask that, I just was!! From a very sexy guy too, I might add! :)



Sometimes I still don't


When's your birthday?