your mom's taint.



That was cheap, right?

Yes.

What was the last thing you felt guilty about?

Eating the last Hot Pocket.

How old were you the first time you went fishing?

Actually I've never been fishing. I'm sort of pathetically empathetic towards animals and that extends to insect and little fishies as well.


What would you rather eat:

a. Some unidentifiable meat from a rather poor part of Thailand. It's big. And it has six eyeballs.
or b. A burrito. It's got lots of cheese.

The choice is yours.

Yep, you can serve me them in that order.

There were a post a few days ago about 3 things that would improve the education in the US. What would you change to improve science teaching?

Requiring teachers to complete ongoing science education and prove their own proficiency.

Did you put the lime in the coconut yet?

Yes. And then I drank them both up.

Do you believe in Rock & Roll, can music save your mortal soul and can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Teach you slowly to dance, or teach you to slow dance? Ummm...Yes to the first, probably not to the second. And yes, I believe in Rock & Roll, and if music can save anything, it can surely save my soul. From what, I've no clue.

Did you know there was a giant wombat standing behind you?

Silly, that's just DoggyLives!!


What's for breakfast?

Lemon scones, with fig jam. ;)

How can cats manage to lay in the most awkward positions as if it's comfortable?

(that was just mean)

They have no bones.

What are you going to do today?

Bake cookies, package cookies, package scones, vacuum, mow the yard, finish laundry, clean house, play on plime, take the dog for a walk...

Ummm...Try to find some place that's open and sells medium sized cookie scoops...

And based on some kind advice offered to me...Maybe get a life.

What's the weather like?

It's chilly today, my feet are cold.


What's your favorite kind of music?

Either glitchy or groovy, depending on my mood or the atmosphere. Always experimental and heartfelt though.

Are you comfortable with you physical self?

No. Very no.

What's your favorite restaruant?

I'm sure everyone else would post some kitschy or hip restaurant, but I like Olive Garden. I've never eaten a bad meal there, and it's reasonably priced. Besides, Horsefeathers is a great cook.

What do you like to do when you need sanity?

Bake. Quilt. Work on the fish tanks. Jog. Take the dog for a walk. Cuddle up with a cat. Go for a long drive, blast music and yell out all the things I wish I'd been able to say. Clean. Put on some loud music and dance around the living room.

Just depends on what is pushing me over the edge at any given moment.

Why is it that I can drive around all day with no problems, but as soon as I get to the front gate, I stall the car?

you got to take the car out of gear when you stop silly!

where have all the wild things gone?

Jerry scared them all off...

What if it did rain men?

Then Chelsea would be one happy camper, as that tropical storm just came through here.

Would you eat a bale of hay for 2 million dollars?